Vote Freeman! Stop Mario!
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
AND THIS IS MY ZELDA
SHE WEIGHS 150KG AND FIRES 1000 NAGS PER SECOND
IT COST 9000 TRIFORCE TO RESCUE THIS GIRL, FOR 1 SEQUEL
HA HA HA! HO HO HE HE
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN OUT GREEN ME, MAYBE *SNIFF* MAYBE
I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART SWORD
"OH frak FREEMAN WITH A CROWBAR! ARGH! STOP IT! I'M DYIN-"
"..." said Gordon
Gordon walked out of the room, picked up Zelda, a proceeded to make her do sex with Alyx Vance.
"..." said Gordon
AND THIS IS MY ZELDA
SHE WEIGHS 150KG AND FIRES 1000 NAGS PER SECOND
IT COST 9000 TRIFORCE TO RESCUE THIS GIRL, FOR 1 SEQUEL
HA HA HA! HO HO HE HE
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN OUT GREEN ME, MAYBE *SNIFF* MAYBE
I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART SWORD
"OH frak FREEMAN WITH A CROWBAR! ARGH! STOP IT! I'M DYIN-"
"..." said Gordon
Gordon walked out of the room, picked up Zelda, a proceeded to make her do sex with Alyx Vance.
"..." said Gordon
gordon doesn't speak because: his mouth is a portal to xen, so he tries not to talk.Vasili wrote:I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
AND THIS IS MY ZELDA
SHE WEIGHS 150KG AND FIRES 1000 NAGS PER SECOND
IT COST 9000 TRIFORCE TO RESCUE THIS GIRL, FOR 1 SEQUEL
HA HA HA! HO HO HE HE
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN OUT GREEN ME, MAYBE *SNIFF* MAYBE
I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART SWORD
"OH frak FREEMAN WITH A CROWBAR! ARGH! STOP IT! I'M DYIN-"
"..." said Gordon
Gordon walked out of the room, picked up Zelda, a proceeded to make her do sex with Alyx Vance.
"..." said Gordon
Oh hey i have heard that on fp a few hours agoTurkey72 wrote:gordon doesn't speak because: his mouth is a portal to xen, so he tries not to talk.Vasili wrote:I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
AND THIS IS MY ZELDA
SHE WEIGHS 150KG AND FIRES 1000 NAGS PER SECOND
IT COST 9000 TRIFORCE TO RESCUE THIS GIRL, FOR 1 SEQUEL
HA HA HA! HO HO HE HE
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN OUT GREEN ME, MAYBE *SNIFF* MAYBE
I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART SWORD
"OH frak FREEMAN WITH A CROWBAR! ARGH! STOP IT! I'M DYIN-"
"..." said Gordon
Gordon walked out of the room, picked up Zelda, a proceeded to make her do sex with Alyx Vance.
"..." said Gordon
Yep, that was the point, since it made so much sense i decided to bring it on down here.W0rf0x wrote:Oh hey i have heard that on fp a few hours agoTurkey72 wrote:gordon doesn't speak because: his mouth is a portal to xen, so he tries not to talk.Vasili wrote:I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.
AND THIS IS MY ZELDA
SHE WEIGHS 150KG AND FIRES 1000 NAGS PER SECOND
IT COST 9000 TRIFORCE TO RESCUE THIS GIRL, FOR 1 SEQUEL
HA HA HA! HO HO HE HE
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN OUT GREEN ME, MAYBE *SNIFF* MAYBE
I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART SWORD
"OH frak FREEMAN WITH A CROWBAR! ARGH! STOP IT! I'M DYIN-"
"..." said Gordon
Gordon walked out of the room, picked up Zelda, a proceeded to make her do sex with Alyx Vance.
"..." said Gordon
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I WANT VALVE TO MAKE AN ENGIE UPDATE!!Tallfire wrote:All Valve and/or Half Life games 75% off? More mods added to the mods list?Turkey72 wrote:everyone that voted for freeman deserves a medal.Vasili wrote:frak YEAH!
i wonder what is going to happen at valve when they see this.
Please don't take my posts before 2013 too seriously. It will be better for both you and I :c