Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor has joined the game
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Playercount raised, skill has been set to 2.
[¥aS] W0rf0x : just like that
Ny : oh that one
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i like hls stuff!
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : any admins here?
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i actually thought valve had fixed that
Ny : thats fixed for counter strike source
[¥aS] W0rf0x : yes
Ny : not ob ¬__¬
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i can make a barney brigade if u enable cheats
[¥aS] W0rf0x : awesome
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i so cant do that
Ny : lol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i know how to spawn them
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : for instance...
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : give monster_*monster name here aka npcs name*
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : wholy shit
[¥aS] W0rf0x : thanks, im so not familiar with this mod
Ny : same here
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : and if u like harvest
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i know how to get cash
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : without earning
Ny : for free?
Ny : wow
Ny : where did my crowbar go?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : should we harvest?
[¥aS] W0rf0x committed suicide.
[¥aS] W0rf0x committed suicide.
Ny : i think you disintigrated my crowbar
Ny : maybe not
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : r cheats enabled?
Ny : yea
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : oh!
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : theyre not
] bind m "drop; sm_rcon es_give 287 weapon_crowbar"
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : when did u start sever?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : near now?
[¥aS] W0rf0x : 3 years ago
Ny : lol suck them all up
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : no when did u start up server today
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : try sv_cheats 1 cause i dont think cheats r enabled
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : in console
[¥aS] W0rf0x : whats a console
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ok goto options and click keyboard and then click advanced and click enable developers console and click apply ok
[¥aS] W0rf0x committed suicide.
Ny committed suicide.
[¥aS] W0rf0x : this is pretty amusing
[¥aS] W0rf0x : you dont seem to know much about oc
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : did you do those steps i told u?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : so did u do the steps i told you?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : plz answer
] sm_rcon say how to console
Console: how to console
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : did u do the steps firtst?
Ny : i think an admin is watch us
] sm_rcon say totally not
Console: totally not
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i cant make a barney brigade in hls if i cant noclip
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor tripped on a stick or something.
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : LOL
[¥aS] W0rf0x : omg how did i get those weapons
Object mass: 2.20 lbs (1.00 kg)
Object mass: 2.20 lbs (1.00 kg)
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : oh
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : U GOT A GMOD PHYSCANNON
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : not the physgun
Ny : whats that?
Ny : uh oh
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : how did u get that
Failed to load sound "weapons\flaregun\impact.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
[¥aS] W0rf0x : no idea
[¥aS] W0rf0x : maybe its because im a dev
Ny committed suicide.
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ok r u admi n2?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : *admin*
*** Tried to load a non-VTF file as a VTF file!
Error reading texture header "materials/temp/95c1491c.vtf"
Failed to load sound "weapons\flaregun\impact.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
[¥aS] W0rf0x committed suicide.
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : lol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ok w0rf0x are you an admin? here at this server?
] bind m "drop; sm_rcon es_give 287 custom_m249"
[¥aS] W0rf0x : hmm, i think so
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ok
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : do these step by step
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : s-step
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : s1 goto options at main menu
[¥aS] W0rf0x : whats the main menu
[¥aS] W0rf0x : and whats a option
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : THE MENU WHEN YOU LAUNCH THE GAME
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : OMG
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : PRESS ESC
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : THEN UR AR MAIN MENU
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : shit
[¥aS] W0rf0x : wheres esc?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : YOU KNOW where your flock numbers are?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : its at top of ur keyboard at left corner
[¥aS] W0rf0x : wheres left?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : OMG
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : HOW OLD R U
[¥aS] W0rf0x : 9
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : wow
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im 9 and i know all parts of my keyboard
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : and u dont know between your lefts and your rights?
Ny : i dont
[¥aS] W0rf0x : me neither
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : omg
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : the right is where your mouse is
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i dont have any pets
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : THE MACHINE
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ has joined the game
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ has finished loading
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : YOU USE TO LOOK AROUND IN GAMES
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i dont have robot pets either
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : wow you are so fake being dumb
Ny : i have a pet mouse called herbert
[¥aS] W0rf0x : cool
[¥aS] W0rf0x : can i have it?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : OK
Ny : sure
[¥aS] W0rf0x : awesome
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : w0rf0x
Ny : my cat keeps trying to eat it anyways
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : A pc mouse is USED FOR CLICKING an animal mouse is JUST A PET
Ny : oh
[¥aS] W0rf0x : wtf
Ny : i thought they where related
[¥aS] W0rf0x : doesnt it hurt the mouse when you click it?
[¥aS] W0rf0x : thats rude
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : they are NOT related because ONE isnt alive because it is TECHNOLOGY
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ITS MADE OF PLASTIC
Ny : isnt there a mouse inside?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : NO
Ny : aww
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : though i seen something scary on the internet
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : it was a picture
[¥aS] W0rf0x : whats plastic btw
Ny : i gotta go out and find one
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : frak YOU I AINT HELPING YOU ANYMORE
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : GOD YOUR RETARDED
[¥aS] W0rf0x : plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i so need your help
[¥aS] W0rf0x : so many new things
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : frak no
[¥aS] W0rf0x :
((((((((((((((((
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : you should be in 4th grade right now
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : wow you should know ALOT right now
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : wait
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : a
[¥aS] W0rf0x : im still in kindergarten, but i dont know which grade
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : fraking minute
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i asked when you started the server
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : you said 3 years ago
Ny : whats kindergarden
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : YOU SHOULD fraking KNOW THE BASICS
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : YOU DICK
[¥aS] W0rf0x : whats a dick
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ : are we going to play something :S
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : fraking leave you are SO retarded w0rf0x
-=Grunt=- has joined the game
-=Grunt=- has finished loading
-=Grunt=- : ello
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : hi
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : some kid doesnt know the basics of the game
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ : not a good ball at allö
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : hes 9 im 9 but i know all of the stuff
[¥aS] W0rf0x : oh wait, isnt a dick the thing boys have?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : he doesnt
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : YES YOU FAGGOT
Ny : I wouldnt know i'm a girl
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : A FAGGOT IS A FLY AND A MAGGOT COMBINED AND PPL TAKE THAT OFFENCSEVE
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i saw some weird movie with naked people, and one of them said "slam your huge dick into my vagina"
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : dude
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i didnt get what it was about
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : you should know all things
] bind m "drop; sm_rcon es_give 287 custom_awp"
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : CAUSE U CANT DOWNLOAD THIS WITHOUT HALF LIFE
Ny : we havent done sex education yet
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : uugh...
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : you guys are fraking retarded Ny you seem to know more
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : so ur not retarded
-=Grunt=- has joined the game
-=Grunt=- has finished loading
Ny : thanks
-=Grunt=- : OC crashed somehow
Ny : you wanna go out sometime?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : SHIT do you have a dick?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : IM A fraking GUY
Ny : oh
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : NOT A GIRL
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : grunt
-=Grunt=- : lul
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : help me with something
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : this door
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : tear it down wit me
-=Grunt=- : stadium?
[¥aS] W0rf0x : half life, is that the sequel of halo?
-=Grunt=- : lol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : your gay thats the sequel of halo
[¥aS] W0rf0x : omg i need to tell my mom to buy your gay for me
-=Grunt=- : ROFL
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : HEH
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : LOL
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ROFLMAO
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i so want to know how halo continues
[¥aS] W0rf0x : but why they named it your gay
-=Grunt=- : master chief took his helmet off then gordon spawned behind him n whacked master chief
[¥aS] W0rf0x : whos grodon
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : oh guys i know a secret teleport in oc_stadium that shows masterchiefs face
Ny : cool
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : come to me and follow so we can dfind it
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : follow
Ny : which one is you?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im the orange guy
[¥aS] W0rf0x : i think hes to one playing with the ball
[¥aS] W0rf0x : the
Ny : i cant see an ornange guy
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor committed suicide.
[¥aS] W0rf0x : what does orange look like
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : dude my ragdoll is an orange guy
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : come
-=Grunt=- : lol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im shooting
Ny : where?
[¥aS] W0rf0x : ragdoll????
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : down here
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : that
Ny : down where
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : downstairs
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im the guy downstairs
[¥aS] W0rf0x : k im gonna go downstairs
-=Grunt=- : hahahahahah
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ur going the wrong way uyr going upstairs
[¥aS] W0rf0x : ok im there
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im at the lowest part
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : and im holding out my pistol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : and i dont have a black face
Ny : i can only see f0x
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : full of blood
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : w0rf0x go down
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : OK JUST STOP
[¥aS] W0rf0x : im trying
Ny : yay i can balance a ball
[¥aS] W0rf0x : im not good at walking in this game
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : DUD
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : DUDE
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : STOP
-=Grunt=- : lol
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : stop
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : STOP
-=Grunt=- : xD
] +left
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : look infront of you
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i am wearing orange
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : HOLD STILL OR ILL SPANK YOU
Ny : i still dont see a red guy
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : NOT RED
] -left
-=Grunt=- : eh u cant spank in this game >.>
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : OK YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : GO OUTSIDE
-=Grunt=- : bbq
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : DONUTS!
Ny : is that you daddy?
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : HE HAS CAKE
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i have cake
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ok grunts seriously
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : lets goto stadium
[¥aS] W0rf0x : where can i get cake
-=Grunt=- : that map is boring
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : i will operate the controls
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : ahh frak it
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : im making a server
Ny : my mommy said i shouldn't take cake from strangers
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor committed suicide.
[¥aS] W0rf0x : same
Gman #1Crawlman *Doctor : its called hls only
[¥aS] W0rf0x : XDDDDDDDDDDD
[¥aS] W0rf0x : holy shit
Ny : woot rage quit
[¥aS] W0rf0x : he didnt get it
-=Grunt=- : hahaha that was damn funny
