Getting a Girlfriend
I wouldn't sleep with a black girl only because in my high school, I sat next to some in many classes, they always talked about the gang-bang they were in last night. Or they'd joke about how the guy they slept with Friday night had a smaller dick than the guy they slept with Thursday night. I don't want aids...
Mind you this might only be the case in my hometown, but it still changed my perspective globally.
When I was younger, this black girl came up to me (I would say she was the best looking black girl in my school) and said that her friend told her I could handle her in bed. So I jokingly said, "Hell yea I can take you!" but she thought I was serious and tried to pull me into a bathroom with her. I didn't go with her, but I found out 2 years later she had crabs.
Mind you this might only be the case in my hometown, but it still changed my perspective globally.
When I was younger, this black girl came up to me (I would say she was the best looking black girl in my school) and said that her friend told her I could handle her in bed. So I jokingly said, "Hell yea I can take you!" but she thought I was serious and tried to pull me into a bathroom with her. I didn't go with her, but I found out 2 years later she had crabs.
I don't see what people have against black chicks? Ive seen some damn good looking ones before. Although the majority of them arent particularly attractive to me. Its all preference i guess.
I will spit right in your fraking face.
How does it taste? After the lips are sealed below your waist,
You will never frak again.
How does it taste? After the lips are sealed below your waist,
You will never frak again.
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Use your common sense... Yes...Vasili wrote:Of her? or Me and her?shiftey wrote:Pics or your lying...
I'm not gonna lie.... I probably would have went in the rest room with her...shiftey wrote:
When I was younger, this black girl came up to me (I would say she was the best looking black girl in my school) and said that her friend told her I could handle her in bed. So I jokingly said, "Hell yea I can take you!" but she thought I was serious and tried to pull me into a bathroom with her. I didn't go with her, but I found out 2 years later she had crabs.


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Both would be suitable? And only one pic wouldn't really be enough... too easy to fake. 10 pics of you and her, from 5 different locations, 2 from each location, all taken with the same camera and they must have time stamps and not be taken before 2 april 2009, which is today. As well, I wan't you to hold a newspaper, just any you've got from the day the picture was taken, with the issuing date clearly visible.Vasili wrote:Of her? or Me and her?shiftey wrote:Pics or your lying...
Yes, yes, you could call this overkill, but this is the internet after all!
Okay, seriously, she'd think you're some kind of psycopathic maniac if you actually did that with her, but anything less I can't really take as proof.
Still, grats, I hope you'll be happier with a girlfriend than I was

If she wasn't a bit crazy she wouldn't even be worth your time. Crazy is just another word for charisma!Vasili wrote:Oh yeah, Did I forget to mention? She's a bit... Well crazy.Oniyuri wrote: Okay, seriously, she'd think you're some kind of psycopathic maniac if you actually did that with her, but anything less I can't really take as proof
But I like WILD STALIONS!!! [/lamepun]
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This is why there are so many retarded babies born. Hopefully Vasili is sterile...for the sake of humanity and these forums.Vasili wrote:[YaS]Cyan wrote:You lucky bastard.Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.
She giggled.
Good times.
Dude!shiftey wrote:This is why there are so many retarded babies born. Hopefully Vasili is sterile...for the sake of humanity and these forums.Vasili wrote:[YaS]Cyan wrote:You lucky bastard.Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.
She giggled.
Good times.
I don't really want children.